In the absence of caffeine
In the absence of caffeine I decided on a brief constitutional to drop a few things at the post. My attempts at self betterment were met with flying debris landing in my eye, dodging falling foliage limbs, and a brief moment where it was raining upon my damaged visage and at the same time sunshine baking my coat tails.
Having enough of these “modern times” I quickly returned home to find the home service wire severed by some rogue oak or pine. I give thanks to miracles of Tesla and Marconi for by their graces I triumph in updating my status to the world.